Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

[kazymjir]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1700/dsc02096ld.jpg

sysadmins party

[ChaiRuiPeng]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/7275761/cant-tell-if-pointer-segfaulted-or-just-very-uninitialized.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Futurama-Fry

[pippy3]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/7275761/cant-tell-if-pointer-segfaulted-or-just-very-uninitialized.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Futurama-Fry

[viejodani]

[shadowslair]

@viejodani: HAHA! So true...

[ChaiRuiPeng]

some comment i found from one of my first c++ projects a few months ago..

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 ///@todo: this is a hacky fix, fix the hacky fix to fix the problem which is of causing


what was causiung!??!



world will never know...

[ent1ty]

world will never know...

Probably a good thing

[Midnight]

I personally like this piece of code:

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void Woman::toBathroom()
{
     while (true) { }
}


^^

This one is better

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void CWoman::InitBathroom()
{
   CWoman* pFriend = 0;
   CWoman* pHuman = CBaseHuman::FindNextHuman( EHT_GIRL );

   while( pHuman )
   {
      if( pHuman->IsFriend( this ) )
      {
         pFriend = pHuman;
         break;
      }

      pHuman = CBaseHuman::FindNextHuman( EHT_GIRL );
   }

   while( true )
   {
      if( pFriend )
         pFriend->ProcessMisteriousThings();

      ProcessMisteriousThings();
   }
}

void CWoman::ProcessMisteriousThings()
{
   //! Who knows...
}

Looks like a sims mod script.

[ChaiRuiPeng]

tonight i feel i dodged a bullet

look at this method

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IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger::getAnimator()


well IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger is kind of an injective class, draws lines to oultine animation paths, dervied from ISceneNode. good thing i made it getAnimator() and not getAnimators(), since that is an irrlicht method and could cause mayhem.. when some irrlicht internals call that...


i dont know how thats funny but i laughed creepy when i realized i should make that method name more specific to my class. now off to go eat breakfast.. or a midnight snack... or whatever time it is..

EDIT: probbly good time for sleep too

[Midnight]

tonight i feel i dodged a bullet

look at this method

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IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger::getAnimator()


well IPlatformAnimatorVisualDebugger is kind of an injective class, draws lines to oultine animation paths, dervied from ISceneNode. good thing i made it getAnimator() and not getAnimators(), since that is an irrlicht method and could cause mayhem.. when some irrlicht internals call that...


i dont know how thats funny but i laughed creepy when i realized i should make that method name more specific to my class. now off to go eat breakfast.. or a midnight snack... or whatever time it is..

EDIT: probbly good time for sleep too

idk about a bullet, if one class injects into another I image the worst that would happen is a BSOD and maybe loss of unsaved work.. but when you compile with an IDE is saves at compile time and that code wouldn't do anything until it were executed anyway. I'm not sure how that's funny either, must have to have been there or care or something.

lmfao at breakfast or a midnight snack though!

[viejodani]

you know you need to go stop coding an hour before going to sleep when you dream of something like this

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bool Me::WakeUp()
{
     if(m_bladder->IsFull())
         GoPee();
     WashFace();
     return true;
}


And it can be worse if you dream in Debug mode

[kazymjir]

I see that not only I dream about code

[Radikalizm]

I see that not only I dream about code

I've actually solved some really nasty bugs in my dreams, and amazingly enough the fixes used in the dream mostly work in real life too

[Brainsaw]

I see that not only I dream about code

I've actually solved some really nasty bugs in my dreams, and amazingly enough the fixes used in the dream mostly work in real life too

I know that . Been struggling to get a piece of sh ... so ... software running for a day or two at work and didn't find the solution to the problem. When I was asleep at night I suddenly woke up and thought to myself: "Damn ... **of course this can't work**"". Went back to work the next day and fixed the problem.

Unfortunately this does not happen that often

[ChaiRuiPeng]

ocassioanaly i will be in pseudo sleep and thinking about my project.. then i will think of something ingenius, a solution or something, and can't sleep until i at least get on my computer and fix.