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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby kazymjir » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:00 am

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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby aaammmsterdddam » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:03 am

lol
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby ent1ty » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:01 pm

haha
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby kazymjir » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:04 pm

It's just a part of this picture:
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby Mel » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:25 am

Lulz! i KNEW it XDDDDDD
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby kazymjir » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:34 am

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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby serengeor » Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:41 pm

kazymjir wrote:..

Good one :lol:
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby fmx » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:43 pm

LOL
that wouldn't work, the guy studied "advanced theoretical physics" and built a flux capacitor so he should have realised:
going back in time to kill his younger self would also wipe out his future, meaning he would cease to exist after the 21st day and none of the stuff he did after that would have happened...
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby hendu » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:25 am

Under the multiverse theory, going back in time would just have split the timelines into two at that point. DBZ explains it well, that's one educational show ;)
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby CuteAlien » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:34 am

There's probably a go-back-in-time command in emacs...
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby booe » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:11 pm

serengeor wrote:Image
kazymjir wrote:..

Good one :lol:


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hendu wrote:Under the multiverse theory, going back in time would just have split the timelines into two at that point. DBZ explains it well, that's one educational show ;)


So If I kidnap now a Sheep-Cutie, then travel one hour back with her, and then kidnap the the same Sheep-Cutie one hour earlier, and then travel with them back another hour, and then again kidnap third Sheep-Cutie, and then again go back one hour with my all three sheep cuties.... and kidnap fourth one..... ETC, I'd be able to collect THE ENTIRE GLADE OF THE SAME SHEEP-CUTIES?!

And then we'll rewrite Irrlicht! The team: myself and 1000 Sheep-Cuties!

(yea I know I'm more skilled than even one thousand of thems!)

It would be so coool as a woool! Someone plx invent a Time Machine, as I much desire to clone Sheeps!
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby ent1ty » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:34 pm

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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby DJLinux » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:44 pm

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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby hendu » Tue May 01, 2012 4:39 pm

Yes booe, you could get a flock of sheep-cuties that way ;)
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Re: Funny programming pictures, jokes & quotes

Postby Mel » Tue May 01, 2012 11:54 pm

You'd probably fall asleep with so many sheeps around... but in fact, the moment you kidnapped your second sheep, your first sheep would inmediately disappear. Or would blow away half of the galaxy due to the space-time continuum disruption...

"Back to the future" is even better! XD
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