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Postby kazymjir » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:51 am

The worst is when you are dreaming about coding project and "finishing it" in dreams.
When I am waking up I am happy that project is done, but in next few minutes I am realizing that was only a dream and I am getting very sad
:)
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Postby ChaiRuiPeng » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:24 pm

ahahaa :P
ent1ty wrote:success is a matter of concentration and desire


Butler Lampson wrote: all problems in Computer Science can be solved by another level of indirection
at a cost measure in computer resources ;)
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Postby Rishikeshan » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:53 am

ent1ty wrote:
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entity   B0o-supermario: i bet your name is John
Vector_   Nope.
entity   Vector_: i bet your name is Grumpy
B0o-supermario   My name is john
Vector_   No, its Rumple Stilt Skin.
B0o-supermario   But who said?
Vector_   Or perhaps that's one word, I dunno.
entity   me did
B0o-supermario   Who said it to you?
entity   no, seriously? 0.o
entity   haha
entity   awesome
entity   told you i'm Jedi
entity   B0o-supermario, i guessed
entity   awesome

And private conversation with the guy
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Started talking with B0o-supermario on piatok 4. 2. 2011 21:53:53
B0o-supermario   Harley said to you, right?
entity   who;s harley
entity   seriously man, i guessed
B0o-supermario   No
B0o-supermario   Harley said it to you
entity   john is the typical english/american name
B0o-supermario   I said him that my name is join
entity   and i have no idea who harley is
B0o-supermario   John*
entity   the motorbike?
B0o-supermario   No
B0o-supermario   Not bike
B0o-supermario   Harley is the person who has been trolling around but now he corrected himself...
entity   what, the word soup?
entity   ajakuiop?
entity   i doubt that guy is correcting himself
B0o-supermario   No
B0o-supermario   He is heartless
entity   that fits
B0o-supermario   And did you really really guess my name?
entity   yes
B0o-supermario   So can i trust harley?
entity   dunno who he is
B0o-supermario   Ok
B0o-supermario   Can you promise that you really guessed it?
entity   i can, but if was lying all he time, i could too
entity   if i was*
B0o-supermario   Ok
B0o-supermario   You aren't evil
entity   off course not, i'm jedi
B0o-supermario   Sorry for doubting you
entity   no problem
*B0o-supermario is happy now
*B0o-supermario gives some power mushrooms to entity!
uhm
*entity says thanks, i guess

LOL B0o-supermario
But i'm sure his name isn't john...
Harley says himself a DDoS expert but he is uberN00B...
He doesn't know even what's TCP... I know that guy...
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Postby kazymjir » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:22 am

Its not was B0o-supermario, it was Harley, he just wanted to know that entity will say that Harley said him B0o-supermario name
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Postby ent1ty » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:18 am

Yeah the guy changes his name a lot, i've seen him change his name about 10 times... i guess he has some self-esteem and personality issues :P
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Postby ent1ty » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:14 pm

Height2Normal - convert height maps to normal maps

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Postby Radikalizm » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:46 pm



I really can't decide if the guy who wrote that article was serious or not :shock:
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Postby ent1ty » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:36 pm

Yeah it's hard to tell... but i guess it's not serious, as the guys name is Winkle :lol:
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Postby Brainsaw » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:57 am

Radikalizm wrote:


I really can't decide if the guy who wrote that article was serious or not :shock:


Serious or not ... I just can't stop laughing.

Btw: sort of reminds me of some guy who tried to "save the German language". Can't find the link right now, but it was funny to read an article about the internet without any english words ;)
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Postby ChaiRuiPeng » Thu May 12, 2011 8:07 pm

Image

REEDIT: wait isn't this only in MSVC :shock: ARE THEY INVADING MY GCC!!??!?! :shock: :shock: ahhhhh
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ent1ty wrote:success is a matter of concentration and desire


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at a cost measure in computer resources ;)
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Postby Radikalizm » Thu May 12, 2011 8:21 pm

That's a memory identifier which was put in there on purpose, I've also seen "deadbeef" myself, and there are others
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Postby Virror » Thu May 12, 2011 9:57 pm

Thats a good one : D
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Postby kazymjir » Thu May 12, 2011 10:44 pm

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Postby ChaiRuiPeng » Fri May 13, 2011 1:23 am

@kazy


:P Sipser is actual prof. at American MIT.
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computer viruses (JOKE)

Postby IelinaJane » Mon May 23, 2011 1:28 pm

Types of computer viruses


Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.

Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
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